Ass-kicker tee-shirts

SABRES-6/BRUINS-2
One time....in Boston....with Mark....there was this guy.....selling PJ Stock "ass-kicker" T-shirts.... in front of the arena...and then....Well, PJ Stock Don't play here no more, and therefore, no ass-kickin' takes place. At least not by the home team! The boys didn't look geat in the first, but they just got done beating the stanley cup champions the night before, so it took 20 or so minutes to get going. Of course, the "Enema-on-ice" Known as Vanek, Roy & Afinogenov accounted for 6 points (though I heard 7 in the postgame) 3 assistis for Campbell and another goal for Drury, which I believe puts him in the league lead for goals at 9, even though shitty NHL.com still has him listed at 7 goals, which must be a stat form about mid week! Hey! as long as Gary Bettman (oh my gawd! can you believe it? a good Jewish boy from New Yawrk running hockey...who knew?) gets paid, who cares about up-to-the-minute stats for rabid fans writing blogs drunk at 11:30 at night on a Saturday....*sniff*sniff*...Bad stats on NHL.com are just more reason to listen to me and Swiss Cheese™ more and the NHL less. Needless to say, Charra (Uuuuugh!) hasn't done anything to improve Boston, trading Thornton didn't help and the sabres got rid of Wayne Primeau at the right time, wouldn't you say?....Montreal on Monday to beat the team record of 8 consecutive wins to open a season. Rumor has it that Marty is starting. Hey Marty, paint the mask, you're not going anywhere! EXCEPT TO THE MUTHER-F*%#'IN STANLEY-MUTHER F*C#'IN CUUUUUUUUP!!!!!