The Danny-B Show!

Damn it feels good to be a Buffalo gangsta! When you're watching a Buffalo (Buf-FA-low) game in Minnesota, being broadcast from Tampa bay, Fla. and you can hear "Let's go Buf-FA-low!" in the background.....Wh000T? Now, either the people in Buf-FA-low are yelling REAL loud (1268.39 miles loud, to be exact) or the "Slug Life" is spreading nation-wide! Did anybody else notice the game was strangely "under-lit?"....it really looked like it was illuminated by like, 4 glow-sticks! At one point, even The Wife™ mentioned that you could see the player shadows! The game kind of looked like one of those janky, 1950's photos of some team from the original-6....and they had some guy named Gord "the hatchet" Murray playing....or "LeBourgesard, the French Gentleman" or some shit like that.... You know those pictures?....where the ice is grey and the dudes are wearing skin-tight hockey sweaters and have no curves on their sticks....and there's no Russians and probably no Americans either?...........Speaking of Frenchman, Danny B.(D.B.-Dizzle, for short) put on a clinic on how to be a captain and completely ignore the effects of being boarded by Ovechkin the previous game for his (surprisingly) first career hat-trick... Really! I was surprised! I just kind of assumed he had one along the way somewhere. Unfortunately, he couldn't have it in the balmy north of Buf-FA-Low. 4 shots in the second is nothing to be proud of, but winning on "Dave Andreychuck night"....Lets the Tampa Bay fans know where "the-Chuck" is really from....that's right, BUF-FA-LOW!....I don't even know who we play next, but who cares?....let's jut win. I know it's Thursday night sometime.......