Game-by-game rant and raves....

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

Update:Tim Connolly officially a hardass!


As loyal fans know, Connolly has been out several months with a concussion suffered in last years playoffs against Ottawa. Allthough Tim is unable to exercise in any capacity, it's nice to see that he has been working on his new moustache. I was pretty surprised to see that he shaved his head last year in "I-don't-give-a-F#@k"-fashion. 'Member when "little Timmy" joined the Sabres....His long, curly hair sticking out of his helmet like he just got back from an epic party at his frat house just to make it in time for the sabres game?....Well, Timmy went bye-bye.....It's TC now, BITCH! (just like TC from Magnum PI, but like 3-MILLION times tougher!)....Yeah, this new TC guy is lookin' hard as hell! No more getting knocked out by those wussies from Ottawa. TC might take a check from Charra, and that's about it. You have to be at least 6' 6" to hit this doo. Man, TC hasn't been skating, but he's been keeping the dome clean shaven, growing the Fu Manchu, and partying with some other dudes down at the Harley shop in N.T.....listening to Fu Manchu's "King of the Road" album, workin' on his hog, downin some brewskis....and when the headaches go away, TC is gonna strap on some skates and face-punch his way to the stanley cup....Picture "Lawerence" from Office Space on skates.....Fukkin' A, Man.

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